Rapture Anticlimax Blues
By Stefan on May 18, 2011 | In Atheology | Send feedback »
The end of the world is here again, this time set with some certainty and pseudo-scientific calculation for the 21st May. Whether it's actually going to happen is a moot question of course, but what of the aftermath?
The 22nd May will see some red faces amongst the unexpectedly non-raptured, some of them will go into hiding, some will need counseling, for which they will probably turn to the same people who set them up in the first place. There's also the worrying possibility that a tiny few may become suicidal or even homicidal, these people really need our help.
If you know someone who is genuinely and fervently expecting the return of Jesus this weekend, please take whatever action is necessary to protect them from themselves. Remove all the weapons, sharp objects and rope from their home if you can, Pick them up early for church (it's a Sunday after all) so they can have the pastor explain why we're all still here and we still have to go to work on Monday.
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